Dark Pearls of Wisdom

I’m a dead man. Yep, I’m dead for sure. You see, the other day I was a little bored at work and decided to doodle. And while doodling, what came out of my blasphemous pen? Images of Muhammad! Just so you all can see how dead I am, I’ve posted the offending images.

Here’s Muhammad enjoying a cup of tea.

Here’s Muhammad holding a bunny and scratching it beneath its little furry chin.

Here’s Muhammad water skiing.

The moment some radical Islamist sees these, my head and my neck will part ways, I’m sure.

Of course, I’m joking – sort of. My point is that by doing something as stupid as drawing a cartoon, I can send millions of people into a murderous rage. And, out of those millions, enough of them will be proactive to put a life in danger over it. That’s why several Danish cartoonists are currently living under protection because of their drawings and, recently, Swedish artist Lars Vilks had the audacity to craft a crudely drawn image of a dog with something that may or may not be Muhammad’s head.

http://www.reuters.com/article/worldNews/idUSL1723208720070917?feedType=RSS&feedName=worldNews&rpc=22&sp=true

This kind of homicidal lunacy has to stop. We cannot continue to allow a small group of seventh-century backwards inbred nutjobs to threaten our rights and safety. The industrialized world needs to make it clear to the millions of Muslims that our God-given right to free speech won’t stop when it runs up against their theology.

While writing this, my poison pen struck again.

Here’s Muhammad telling the radicals Islamists what he thinks of them.